The Magnificent Seven
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The Magnificent Seven (2016)

The Magnificent Seven
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Seven gun men in the old west gradually come together to help a poor village against savage thieves.

Release Date:September 14, 2016
Runtime:
Genres:Adventure, Action, Western
Production Company:Columbia Pictures, Village Roadshow Pictures, Escape Artists, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM), LStar Capital, Pin High Productions
Production Countries:United States of America
Director:Antoine Fuqua, Dawn Gilliam, Lisa McNeil, Cory C. Myler
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Plot Keywords:remake
  • Lacks just about everything
    September 24, 2016
    Yes, Denzel makes for one very cool bad-ass with his shiny Colt .45 strapped to his hip with the butt forward, but that's about it.
    There is almost nothing in this picture that is a surprise or unpredictable. Dialog between actors is awkward and stilted (and sometimes completely unintelligible). Very little background on any of the characters is presented and offers no development what-so-ever.
    Take "Red Harvest", the crack Indian archer outcast. We practically beg to know more about him, but all we get is his announcement, "The elders have said I'm on a different path", and boom, he's in the club. Please. The movie is over two hours long, and that's all we get?
    There is a few laughs and a decent stunt here and there, but all that could have been accomplished in a much shorter run time and on a fraction of the ridiculous $95 million dollar budget.
    More plot holes than you can count, and a final gun battle that is so technically improbable it will ruin what little suspension of dis-belief you had left. Example? The Gatling gun that fires hundreds of rounds on a single clip and magically zeros in on strategic targets... from a quarter mile away!
    This movie is a perfect example of why I rarely venture out to see a first run picture for the same amount of money I could have spent on a half tank of gasoline.
    Maybe your kids will enjoy it, but you will not.
    For real, don't bother